magnet kemaluan -.-

salam :)


oh hari hari hidup pun mmg susah la tsha nak elak drpd berlakunye kemaluan.  haaa, apa apa?  betul lah. embarrassment kan? tsha cuba meng-translate dlm bahasa je. kalau terkasi salah paham ke ape ke, sorry ek. LOL!


well, the main point here is that. TASHA-LABO-LAGI-HARI-INI . pfffffffffttttttttttttttttttt! i dont know why? i think i'm just one of those people whom are prone to embarrassment. sheesh. siryes, tak tahu nak cakap apa laaaaaaaaaaaaa!




somewhere between 1200-1300 (kot??)

lawhh, igtkan kakak balik lambat tadi baru nak suruh terus beli lunch dkt Satok.

huh? *dahi kerut

boleh? beli lunch dkt satok. takde polis kan? takut pulak pilihanraya ni. bawak tu elok2!

almaklum lah, lesen tak SAH lagi. materialistically lah 

(ade ke perkataan ni? haa, sukehatiperut je reka).

that's right chickens, I AM A LICSENCED DRIVER! *mr A, jgn gelak! tau lah u dpt dah lama, hmmp! like what i'd answered to angah's question, 
i am liscenced! just, lesen tu je takde lagi 

haha, betul lah kan? kan kan? tsha mmg dah sohih, PASS sebagai seorang pemandu yg berhemah lagi comel! huweekkk! just lesen tu tak siap lagi -.- haih. lambat sgt nye nak tunggu.

anyways, back to the storylory lahhh!

vroom vroom vroom, eeiiiikkkkkkk! *masuk parking

atlast, smpai jugak tempat MOSS CAFE (yg aku tak pernah amek tau nama dy sebelum ni. so td cri kedai dy pun satu hal lah nama pun tak igt! bongokk ) keluar lahh dgn tudung "serabut" tu.

you see, i think parents just dont understand lah the evolution of fashion. saya pakai shawl teruk sgt ke? ada buruk gilaaaaaaaa?

well, that's what mom says lah anyways pun. wuu, sedih. tapi takpe, she'll come around. i guess.

continuing:-

haih, ni tak suka ni pegi mana2 sorang2. kalau lalu tempat banyak jantan(ehehe, sorry sape terasa!) mesti tsha menggelabah! gedik much? HEWL NO! takut lah wahai pembacaku sayang. laki ni bukan boleh percaya sangat! even in public! (eheh, sorry again IF ada yg trasa). panas! peluh! tapi maintain cooolll hahaha. 

first tu beli lah ibu punya nasi campur. crap, macam tak sedap je lauk harini? ibu nak apa nihh? so, bantai je tauhu dgn sayur-i-dont-know-what and seketul ayam yg masak ape entah tp mcm tak best pun tengok. lol, jujur^^ then i was thinking, ni kena bayar dkt cashier ke mana eh? SEBAB SARAWAK PUNYA WARUNGS AND RESTAURANTS NI PELIK! dalam kedai pun ada kedai lain. konfius tau nak bayar!? 

so saya tanya jugaklah, buat-tak-segan #1:

kak, mauk bayar mana? (eh) sine?

huh? bayar siya *tunjuk dekat depan.

ohh, depan. okay, thankyou. 

 bila dah sampai dekat depan counter tu, i handed over the receipt dgn tangan yg sama pegang bungkusan nasi tu; buat-tak-segan #2

eh bukan, bayar sitok dik.

abang tu tunjuk ke kanan, waddahewl? tu ke cashier nak bayar? habis tu ni counter apa!? he turned around to pass over a tray of drinks.

kaunter amek air dan makanan?

bodo bodo bodo T.T

yg cashier tu terpeghukk dkt corner tu apadahal? KECIK PULAK TU SAPA NAK PERASAN? 

 

waduh waduh, dah la customers time tu  SEMUA LELAKI  tau? semuaaaaaaaaaaa, aku jela sesat sorg betina kat dalam kedai tu. dgn sunnies besa gedabak atas kepala, pakai converse lagi. i donno lah how dahell i looked like to them +.+ even cashier tu sendiri jante!  awesommme.not. i'm sure they enjoyed watching my little scene-of-excellency sampai i nak bayar pun dorg lampi. lembab! gelakkan aku kah? entah, malas nak tahu.

dah habis kelaboran di situ, jalan balik pegi kereta. cehh, catwalk? HAHA, nope. jalan dgn pantas dan tangkas. i hate being watched by unwanted he-male eyes! ya Allah, seram sejuk freezing tau! and then it'd hit me:- buat-tak-segan #3

a pink piece of paper was stuck under wiper thingy atas windshield viva kenonet tu.

pakcik yg apparently who was standing there(and one who looked when i'd passed by, practically running whilst stomping!) tengok plak? ceh, adeh. mula2 baru nak rasa kerek kan. jalan laju-laju depan pakcik tu. tgk smpai2 kereta,

KENA SAMAN?!  wtppfftt!
*pakcik tu was still looking

benci benci.