Harlo, this entry is for the guys out there with those
cheesy pick-up lines (because my friend just recently was haunted by a guy who's friggin into her and he tells the whole world about it). eh, no. Cross that, this is for the guys out there with the wrong moves.
Moves That Aren't Like Jagger
- When you like her, you straight away make a move and because your moves are so not like Jagger, you will fail, so to receive the absolute "depressing & sad" response.
- When you like her, you tell the gooddamn world so (refer above), this only adds to the virtual distance between you and her and getting together. kesian.
- When you like her, you act all 'cool' and 'macho' in front of her,
- Yet behind some girls' backs you talk crap and disses her/them like crazayy.
- When you like her, you talk about every single awwwsum thing about you to impress her and she ain't even carin. lol.
- When you like her, you like someone else too.
- You like her, but your ego is bigger than your bootay =,=
- When you like her, you like all her facebook photos by giving "interesting" comments i.e.
# u so kiut lah!
#heyyy prettay, wanna get jiggy wit meh?
#aww, u went to Giant and tak ajak I? mewajuwk lawhh :(
These are only the few things I notice, there are more. just bear in mind yah? ;)