tasha HENSEM?

yayy, tadi ayah dah balik. trip back to kl, garhhh. jelos jelos! *cehh, orang pegi utk conference, bukannye ape --' so when thinking about dad, sy terigt time sekolah dulu. i dont get it as much, sbb in my eyes; biasa je.

schoolmate #1: tasha, tadi tu ayah kau ke?

tashabes: uhuh, kenapa? *muka blank.

schoolmate #1: henseemmm dooooo. 

*waiittt, muka aku bertukar kronik +.+

schoolmate #2: aah, aah! aku pun nampak ayah kau tadi sha. hensemmm!

tashabes: apa korang ckp nehhh..? mana adalah, ada ke patut usha bapak orang!

schoolmate #1(or #2 eh?): betul do, ayah kau hensem.

schoolmate #2: aah kan. ish, asal kau tade adik laki eh? mesti dy pun hensem jugak. 

tashabes: yuss, kau na ckp kau na ngorat adik aku ke? baik kau ngorat aku je ^_^

schoolmate #2 bwat muka taik. haha.

okay, so that was a first timer :P haha. apelah budak sekolah saya, bapak saya pun boleh sempat mereka na skudengs kan kan? nasib baik dah kawen, ada anak. melepas chan korang. BHAHAHA!

----sambung balik topik ini, only a kajillion years later----

schoolmate #2: tashaaaaaaa.aku nampak ayah kau lagi!

tashabes bwat ekspresi tonyeh: =.=

schoolmate #2 giggles.

tashabes: wehhh, cuak aku korang ni. *bajet gelak, ha..ha..haa..

schoolmate #2: laaa. aku rasa kau pun hensem kalau kau laki kut?

^^muka saya practically BERCAHAYA^^

adakah anda juga sependapat seperti schoolmate saya? -___-

i hate youuuuu =.='

 yes, YOU. i hate YOU !

apetah lagi, if you're  red  ! garrrrrh.

Apple´s latest MacBook Pro available in Malaysia

Apple MacBook Pro (13-inch) Starting from RM3,899 Price Updated 19 Apr 2010 MacBook Pro (17 inch) RM7,499 Price Updated 19 Apr 2010 Apple MacBook Pro (15-inch) From RM5,899 Price Updated 19 Apr 2010

Apple has  updated the aluminum unibody MacBook Pro line to include 13-inch, 15-inch and 17-inch models with a built-in battery that lasts up to seven hours. Prices for the new models start at RM4,499.

Each MacBook Pro includes an LED-backlit display with greater color intensity, the glass Multi-Touch trackpad, an illuminated keyboard, an SD card or ExpressCard slot, a FireWire 800 port and NVIDIA graphics.

The new 13-inch and 15-inch MacBook Pro models include Apple´s built-in notebook battery for up to seven hours of wireless productivity on a single charge without adding thickness, weight or cost. Using Adaptive Charging and advanced chemistry first introduced with the 17-inch MacBook Pro earlier this year, the built-in battery delivers up to 1,000 recharges before it reaches 80 percent of its original capacity.

All 13-inch MacBook Pro models now include a seven hour built-in battery, an SD card slot, a FireWire 800 port, an illuminated keyboard, an improved LED-backlit display with 60 percent greater color gamut and  the NVIDIA GeForce 9400M integrated graphics processor.

pasted from http://gadgets.emedia.com.my/ :)

mr. A, u dah promise. so, i akan tuntut eh eh? whee  ^^

Pimples spell the word Arse

wokayh, seperti kebiasaan; membosankan diri di rumah. and it is "immuning" into the pores in my skin --' and then..
saya terfikir this one random question; 

Can pimples REALLY, i mean literally grow on your arse? Can it?!
 
ambitiously, i pegi lah buat mini research saya sendiri. and on Yahoo!, i found some relative as well as gilalawak punya arsenswers to my question. here are my findings :)

RELATIVE answer                                                                                                

View Full Version : Bike related- Pimples on your butt.

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phat bahsturd

05/22/04, 12:07 PM

Oh god. This morning i woke up with a horrific pain coming from my ass. Well actually, I could feel the pimple kinda yesterday but it's really killing me today. I was planning to go out for a longish ride but there is NO way. The pimple is right under my sit bone too.

I don't think it's a saddle sore, because i haven't been riding very much. Last time i got on the bike was last week. But the thing is, i seem to be getting these pimple looking things really frequently, and they always come at the worst times. I don't know if it's because of my age (18), or whether i'm not eating right, or not sleeping enough. But somebody out there has to know what it's like... I'd really like to know if there was something i could do to get rid of this.

BTW, i don't even have very much acne on my face and on other parts of my body. LOL i'm not the stereotypical greasy faced teenager.

LAWAK answers  =.='                                                                                            

ironic lagi lawak kan this ad sy ltakkan sekali di sini? HAHA!

will my poops pop my ass zits?

Posted 02.13.2004 by Poonurse

Tina asks:
My question is not neccesarily about poop. But I have these red bumps that look like zits around my ass hole. They're even down by my legs. What are they and can they break while letting my load go?

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Tina,
Thanks for the question! I have never been troubled by ass zits, but I see many patients that have them.

Shave WITH the grain, never ever AGAINST the grain.
Some 80 grit wet-N-dry may work.
Rough them up with your kitchen cheese grater.
Lay off the anal.

If the above suggestions do not help, you can simply wash them with some acne soap, or show your ass to a dermatologist.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Pimples spell the word Arse

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okay, so my findings were not a big of help. bodo +.+' 
type je can pimples grow on your butt , this is what i get. mungkin kajian saya ini memerlukan a teensy bit more effort. no worries, i'll find the solution. one day ;)

Nabilah Natasha's conlusion: YES, it can :D :D

randomnessity.

sometimes, this is me. i'm serious -.-

HAHA, hanya tergelak baca mende alah ni :P

makanan sihat. do try this (;

ehh..u tau x ulat sagu? mnde tue kat sabah ker sarawak?

srwk.sabah tatau lah ade ke tak

u pnh mkn x?

no. ewwwww. gila tanak

TAK AKAN -.-

hahaha..mnde tue bley mkn x? seres i nak try klo boley..

mmg bole

mesti lemak manis jek..

halal je ma. tp EW. groossss, sumpa tanak

pg serawak.itu mnde 1st i nak cari.cam syok jer..

cari lah u. senang je

mkn ulat..

ew

ew

ew

haha.baik u try.

kaya ngn protein..

kulit tmbh berseri..

kulit menjadi gebu..

bagai ulat sagu..

wakaka.

 

-facebook IM: aku Quman, Natasha Johanif

well, let's see apa if mamat ni cakap betul ke ta? as soon as we were off this topic, terus i research! bhahaha, gelabah je kan -.- and according to the right sources (lah kut?). erm, excuse moi, i only copypaste ye di sini tp terpaksa edit sbb grammatical errors byk. ngarut je, patut internet menonjolkan contoh yg baik, not teach crappy english? LOL;

This article is to introduce readers the unique food in Malaysia, the Sagu Worm.

Fresh Sagu Worm

These are fresh sagu worms which apparently are still alive. It is very famous in Sabah and Sarawak. In the picture shows that people sell sagu worm in local markets, but not all markets offer the sagu worms. People in Malaysia believe that the sagu worm have high protein and is good for health. It can be eaten fresh and don't need to be cooked. Remember do not eat its head, because its head cannot be eaten.

BBQ Sagu Worm

The picture shows you that seller in market also sell the BBQ sagu worm. The smell is different from the BBQ chicken. Some sellers provide many different types of sauces to their customers. Find it out, if you have a chance to visit Malaysia.

orang makan ulat sagu- LIVE punya ;) 

aku tgk video ni, bulu roma na gugur, anak tekak dah lompat2 -.- huwekkk!

cuba dgr betul2 dy komen ape on how the ulat tastes. grosssssssssssssssssssss!

dah, puas hati dah i tunjuk ni dekat you? hope u'd still be looking forward to eating it =.=' (gross, gross)

 

2 days still.

8, my fave number! and currently 10 isnt -.- lol. okay, here's the deal. he's moving on to the next part of life and im not. well not yet, not in a few months anyways;) in two days, you'll be going dear and i couldnt be anymore proud and happier for you than i am right now. honest. lepas ini, no more texts. no more extreeeemely, and ridiculously long phone calls. no more sleeping half an hour before subuh prayer. no more laughing out loud in my room until mom comes knocking saying "kakak! tidur!". no more excessively using the top-up dad gives. 

wait, PAUSE !

okay so i'm over-doing this =) there will be texting, short calling2s, sleeping (only earlier), laughing hiena-ly in my room. cuma, not as much.

i'll do nothing but miss u.

okay okay, enough with me being moany. *sheesh, what a  crybaby =.='

i like this. i have this. i miss this. it's on the screen of my hp♥ see? i tgh cilok amek gmba while u were typing

your tounge is sticking out dear, and so is mine :) hahh, u npk mcm leadsinger MCR, Gerard Way. gelap gila, i can hardly see u oh. grr!

mr. A, be a good,good boy. okay? ♥

im not being ungrateful, ok?

wow wow, tidak tahu na story2 ape :/ everyday i'd go online and peek through my friends' activities. pegi sana pegi sini, pegh. gila jelos kut. i dont mean to be whiny but, tamau daaaa duduk sini :(

*sob sob

mom pena bce my status di fb and misinterpreted my actual er..state of emotion =.=' its not that i dont like living here in sarawak, its the fact that i have no real people to hang around with. and orang selalu berkata2, "pegi lah cari kawan!?" or "jiran kan ada". booo, loser gila aku. how is it to make friends here when i dont even know how to speak the local dialect in the first place? fuuhh, gila sadis lah begini. im happy that my dad got promoted here and all but i think kuching seriously should come up with a 'Bored-To-Death High School Graduates at Home' society thingy or wtv. at least sy akan ada something benefitial to do. and maybe meet up with new people. grr!

friends, i miss you.

oh and mr. A, my mom is getting curiouser and curiouser.LOL^^ and it's funny! haha

hero.

tadi raisin text.LOL, its funny bila fikir balik at the fact that he didnt have my new number?? tape, nasib baik sy sayang dy.

tashabes: razzzzzz.

raisin: spe ni??

 =.='

i hope he could imagine how my facial expression was. dush! haha. i miss you lah bro.

duduk di rumah ni membuatkan saya sentiasa mengimbau zaman lampau :( 

my 'crash-down-from-the-top-of-mount-everest-ke-dalam-longkang' moment lasted quite a while whilst i was still in school. as a student. di asrama. aspuri dan sekolah. dgn mykmykmyk punya homeworks. there were times when i felt like a breakdown was a logical conclusion to my sadistic hostel-life. tapi kan, tapi kan. besides my gfs, i had and still have these two heroes. they were there and they had my back. i can cry now.LOL. if only they would understand how much i 

would jump in front of a plane for them. may God bless you loves♥♥♥

 

i dont have a brother.well, not a biological one lah. and dear, you're the closest to one yet! sy masih igt last day 2010 di depan dema. mata bengkak, suara serak, persaan tidak tenteram. tiba",

you: ehem!

me: eh? *sengih

and that was what? the first time i actually borak dgn awak face to face-.- dushh, tembak kamu. lol. i'm sorry i had to cry in front of you. haha, cengeng eh?  i thanked you for being there alot along the way and sekarang i'm not as worried tht akaq tade di sekolah utk tgk kamu. my adik dorm will take good care kan kan?

nama calon: Raz Iskandar Hakim bin Zakaria

wawasan ur sys for u: 9A+'s SPM ♥

 bukan gambar sebenar. posed by a model ^^

hey you! i know at some point you will be reading this.err, i hope. lol :)

mr. A, im sorry if u are not comfy with this post, but this is my blog kan? sy jujur kpd blog sy. and of course, to you as well. ada org pena tnya, "korg kenal bpe lama?" and truly, i dont know what to say because i feel like i've known you my whole life. *here comes the poyo part.

you are my sunshine, my only sunshine

you make me happy, when clouds are grey

you never know dear how much i love you

please dont take my sunshine away

(i think mcm salah je lyrics dy? haha)

you mister, are a tremendous as a dear friend. and yet u are soooooooooo much more than that :) my prayers are always with you and like i said, if we get the chance, we will meet again♥