angkara duduk asrama(I)

salam :) it is highly noted that this entry is somehow somewhat inspired by the sweetie, AnyssNashwa. hee^^

PROLOGUE

Mom, where are we going?

laaa, kan dah cakap tadi.pergi rumah opah.

buat apa?
lah, balik kampung lah! *grunt

MASA LAIN PLAK..

Ibu, where are we going again?

hishh kakak ni! suka tau tanya banyak2 kali. suka buat orang repeat!

ala..... hehe.

pergi rumah opah orang cakap!  berubat.

HUH? berubat? when did she say THAT? erm, malas nak tanya lebih2 kang kena bebel lagi. so i shattap je.

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Sesampainye kami di Mantin, Negeri Sembilan(its somewhere abit out of Seremban. tau tau?), keluar dari kereta:

 Weheeeeeeewwwww! OII, AMNI long time no see haw? 

lari-lari macam orang gila with arms flying wildly up in the air. excited lah katakan jumpa extended family kami nye yg tersangatlah besar dong. sampai aku tak igt semua nama dorg pun.

and bila adrenalin rush tu dah cool down sikit *sebab makan aiskrim! ;

i asked, weyh kenapa aku dgr sape tah cakap ade ustaz nak dtg?

amni pulak responded selamba badak dy,  

aah mmg pun. kan nak buang saka. aku plak; 

i tell you, mmg my face was literally macam ni. if only i had a camera waktu tu.

after that, bulu roma aku terus lembik. eh? salah! terus keras, tegak.

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INTRO

Upon reaching the dormitory's main entrance, i could hear that the others had started the daily night-time Quran recital. hehe, lambat sikit lah. sepatutnya adik-adik(maksudnya f1&f2 lah) balik dorm awal lepas dah solat Isyak dekat surau,. however frankly, i was already a junior- form3 wuhoo! takpayah balik awal pun takpe, alasan: kelas tambahan. muahahaha!

I entered and joined the rest.

 -2008, Dorm E101, Girl's Hostel

ANOTHER NIGHT,

dekat asrama ni macam" boleh jadi. and i think it is so frickin common bila korang dengar cerita" pasal hostel ni kan? HAH? CERITA APA? cerita hantuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu muehehe!

apparently waktu tu jugak lah ada 'kekacauan' tergempar dkt asrama puteri Semesta-oh-sbp terbilang itu. LOL! so, the common procedure regarding this whole chaotic situation nye, ktorg baca yaasin 3 kali and did something dekat empat" penjuru setiap dorm (something with air yassin, baca ayat 3qul and so forth).

so,...

malam tu bila dah siap apa semua air yassin ada yg lebih. in respect, we placed it on higher grounds-

atas locker 

tapi kan masalahnye, air yassin semua tu dorg letak

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ONTOP OF MY LOCKER?! 

saya punya locker, ALL OF IT. dengan mug-mug yg ktorg guna untuk minum air yassin tu sekali 

sebenanye at first i didnt understand (YES TASHA SEORANG KANAK2 LAMPI), so tasha buat bodo jela kan. tak fikir panjang pun. but it was so suddenly that tsha prasan kakak" dorm kami buat port(berkumpul) dkt katil kak pieka. so dgn tak malunye, tsha pun sebok2 lah join skali.

hai kak, cite ape ni? cite ape? they looked at me dgn muka blank. kak balqis plak buat muka guilty gilaaa and so she said, 

erm esok lah eh tasha? akk cite dekat awak. dah malam dah ni.

okay.

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THE NEXT DAY

kak balqisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! cepat lah akak kata nak cerita. apa jadi semalam? akak cakap pasal ape?

kakak balqis yg tiut miut sort of sighed and since dy dah janji,

mcm ni, sebenarnye semalam kak liya nampak something.

 *something tu referring mereka yg ghoib tu laa

huh! really bila? dekat mana?

erm, waktu mengaji tula. awak prasan tak dy mcm tak duduk diam jee time mengaji semalam? 

*angguk angguk 

haaaa, time tula. eh, akak cakap ni awak jgn cuak plak? tak tido kang kau ni. takutlah aku. *haha, muka kakak ni bila glabah COMEL GILAA!

then kenapa, apa jadi kak?!

well, dy nampak,..

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atas loker awak.

WHAT?

and time tu jugak lah kak liya nak join,

aah mmg pon! akak nampak ATAS LOKER AWAK! tu haa, atas loker tu.

loker kau kan tu tasha?

gulp, aah. 

malam semalam aku dah lah tak boleh tido. tengok" benda tu ada plak bertenggek dkt atas loker si tasha tu haa. bodo bodo! tak tertido aku.

ko tau tak tasha, rambut dy kan panjaaang. lepas tu dy duduk cangkung macam ni. pandang #$@!*&^

(act, aku ta igt pun kak liya ckp sape org yg kena pandang tu)

KAK LIYAAAAAAAAAAAA!! JANGAN LAH! PERLU KE DETAILS?!

haih, gila seram ohh. sejibik muka aku macam Moe ni -.-

then kak liya had to say more,

tahun lepas pun akak nampak gak, tapi bukan loker yg ni. tuu, loker sebelah loker awak tu.

ASTAGHFIRULLAHALAZIM

LOKER SEBELAH TU LOKER TASHA LAST YEAR KAK!!  

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*criket criket

and then,..

it all clicked. was THAT what it was about? balik kampung? BERUBAT?! all that time tsha yg blank-blank udang tak tahu apa2 tiba tahu semua! ya Allah, sabar je laa.

alhamdulillah after that tsha takde dengar apa2 regarding this "matter". well maybe jugak sebab kak liya dah takde. and after tersedar betapa lalainye tsha tulis pasal ni i forgot that it was arwah kak liya whom reminded me of this very story. 

kakak, tasha mintak maaf. people say it's not good to talk about those who have passed eventhough apa pun orang cakap, i still think you were a GREAT kakak dorm. baik gilaaaaa dorg je yg tatau.

may you rest in peace, insyaALLAH. 

sekian :)